A game that was published in 2009 and continues to sell many copies from the day it was released. It was the best game to play during 2009-2014. Until, the children nation attacked. They started destroying our game by being cringy little tumors and turning our favorite Minecraft youtubers into clickbaiting man-childs. The servers have gone down the shitter mostly due to retarded admins or negligence to fix/update the server. Now there’s cringy ass animations and even porn of Minecraft spreading faster than polio during the 1900’s. Now the little shits have moved onto Fortnite and turned it into a sweaty battleground for virgins who can’t get laid so they suck off Epic Games instead. Minecraft was a great game, but now it’s not like it should be, a sandbox game that should’ve had an age demographic above 13. Rip Minecraft 2009-2016
by Harry Pero Test Ease June 3, 2019
Get the Minecraft mug.A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.
Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”
by Minecraftboi January 30, 2020
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by epik Yello May 2, 2020
Get the Minecraft mug.BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. Fuck fortnite. SMH IMAGINE NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT. eeeeeewwwwwwwwww Plus the community is so nice!? :) Just play it you wont regret it >:(
by Stop_It July 12, 2020
Get the Minecraft mug.This is the thing that I am addicted to and a have played this game for 300 hours and this is my life and I play a lot of it all my freainds make jokes out of it to
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