loch ness monster

a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.

He calls it the loch ness monster.

by megida March 29, 2008

lochy

lochy is another name for emo. most lochys you will find are either emo, scene or goth. do not be friends with a lochy.

guy1 - man lochy is weird.

guy2 - yeah man hes an emo.

by catwalking24 September 27, 2010

Loach

When a Man's sack hangs lower than his penis.

My loach is very embarressing.

by Dustin October 4, 2004

loocid

The illucid vernacular for "loose of" or "lose".

Yerma-Mae told Jolene, "turn loocid that brides bouquet or you gonna loocid them fingers."

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Loch Ness

Sex position involving two participants. Participant A lays on his/her stomach, while participant B inserts himself, into A's back hole. Then B stretches, to rest one knee on the middle of A's spine. B then places hands on A's shoulders, and begins a thrusting / pulling motion, stimulating both partners so much, climax is almost forced within seconds.

1) He Loch Nessed me until I went blind.

2)We Nessied until I couldn't feel anymore. Then we started over.

by Joseph Esperes December 6, 2004

Loochie

when you sit on the toilet too long

“damn it’s been ages! omg a loochie”

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

lochirtous

From the origin chirt. Chirt, rub the wiggle worm, juice the man pole, sharpen the pork sword, or paint her face white. A feeling of strong sexual tension resulting in rape.

Damn your mom's hott! Good thing i'm not feeling lochirtous right now!

by benny hanna April 4, 2007