Logan

An uptight boy who usually looks younger than most his age. They are typically left-handed.

Person A: "Is he even allowed to be here?"
Person B: "who?"
Person A: "The 12 year old."
Person B: "Nah, that's just a Logan."

by sweatpatch February 3, 2010

Legare

When you are lose to a girl who is DTF(see no fatties) in a MMA match, as part of foreplay and four hours later still not get any. Then later on cock blocking yourself on the same girl after spending a total of nine hours with her and losing again to her in MMA only to have her say goodnight as you both part ways. The next morning you find out from your friends that she has a long-term boyfriend and you were only cock blocking yourself this whole time. All events must happen within 24 hrs.

"He just got Legared"

"Quit Legaring yourself"

"That guy isn't going to get anything from her accept a Legare"

by Brooster Cogburn February 20, 2009

Dirty Logan

When you’re balls deep and she says stop teasing put it in already

Yo did you hear Logan did a dirty Logan’s to Jenna

by YEETSKI April 17, 2020

logan

a logan probably smells like freshly picked ass. he almost all the time looks like a step dad. no one can decide on whether he looks 12 or 43. he can be nice only some of the time but most of the time he is a full time dipshit. also if your logan only ever plays video games he is most definitely gonna have scoliosis. logans also never show emotion.. rip.

logans also love being called "logi" or "logbear" or "lolo" or "wogan" or "booger"

good luck!!

*cries*

by Balkwesha4life September 17, 2019

Logan

A giant Decepticon with praying mantis powers, causing him to be dubbed "Predacon". He is adept at sending immense amounts of spam at one time.

Logan Predacon spam praying mantis

by Mwargh February 3, 2010

Ass Attack Logan

Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit.

Logan takes that shit.

by Kyo March 21, 2003

Logan Paul

Logan Paul is a white boy from ohio who created the Logang. He is an X-Vinestar and youtuber. Although he is famous he somehow manages to aplease his youtube audience. On the other hand Jake Paul his brother, is a choch. Jk Jake, your cool. #Logang#Savage

Person 1: Hey Look! It's Logan Paul!
Person 2: Hey Look! It's Jake Paul!
Person 3: Hey Look! You're a Choch!

by TheFrostedLizard March 6, 2017