by Torage June 22, 2008

Tom was laughing at the joke until he crossed the joke line and realized he was the butt of the joke.
by Marshal April 30, 2009

by bestjustgotbesteder May 2, 2010

I've passed the Plax-Line, so I'm just gonna surf the internet til 5.
I've just plaxed.
I'm plaxing so hard right now. I have to go home.
Is it 5 yet? I'm plaxing.
I've just plaxed.
I'm plaxing so hard right now. I have to go home.
Is it 5 yet? I'm plaxing.
by dacelow April 14, 2010

by RestoredByzantineEmpire June 13, 2020

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.
"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"
"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."
"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."
by Kyle Rh. October 3, 2009

The point during sex when the male crosses from trying to not orgasm early to wondering how much longer he has to continue to satisfy his partner and becomes bored with repetitive action.
The line is named after Mario Mendoza, who is known for batting .200 and being an awful lover.
The line is named after Mario Mendoza, who is known for batting .200 and being an awful lover.
I was thinking to myself 'don't cum don't cum don't cum' then I crossed the cumdoza line and had to wait awhile to get back into it.
by bo hits his kids June 28, 2010
