Lemon Car

A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.

John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.

by guy24 August 20, 2012

Lemon Fanta

Lemon Fanta is drink of the #gods If your lucky enough to find amazing refreshing #fantalemon don’t let it go flat. Your heart will break when you can’t find this in the shop but never give up hope because this is worth the wait. Best drank with those with good sense of #humar

Sally cinnamon : hey can I get you anything lemon Fanta ?

Joker : no baby I have my own lemon Fanta but I prefer your tea
Sally cinnamon: tea and lemon Fanta perfect

by Itwasalwaysyou November 13, 2020

mommy lemon

A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.

Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid

by BAD KID with a flamethrower May 10, 2019

Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.

#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons

by I like lemons February 2, 2022

Washing Lemons

Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.

I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.

by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021

Lemon drizzle

When you cum in a girls mouth, swiftly followed by a generous squeeze off fresh lemon.

Damn baby u want me to make you a lemon drizzle cake

by 3milyyR0s3 January 6, 2021

Lemon Whore

A dirty whore that steals your lemons

“I’m tired of you lemon whores stealing all my lemons”

by Glennisntdead02 December 18, 2017