Laird

A saliva and sweat machine; one with a pedantic obsesion with signs and chalkboards.

Gillian: Hey Lauren, w... why are you drenched in SPIT?!?

Lauren: Well, I forgot my umbrella and sat too close to the Laird!!!

Gillian: Aww.

by SprocketTalker October 15, 2009

Landry

Extremely ugly girl with anxiety issues as well as being insecure about the tiny size of their D (always trans).

If you find one on the street you should run or else you will be aggressively raped to death and thrown in a river with a knife up your butt hole so far it is going out your mouth

Landry is the dumbest it I have ever met

by Lg33isme February 28, 2019

Lanie

A frucking thot who only cares about herself

Boy: leave her alone lanie
Lanie: frick you
Ex:(cries)

Look at that lanie she a thirty thot and gold digger

by Fuckutyty January 28, 2020

Lanie

The ugliest most annoying girl in the world. She will call you nonstop if you’re her friend and give her your number. Also, she is super rude and when you don’t wanna be friends with her, she will harass you and stalk you until your her friend again. She also is a brat and if you have a roblox account she will give her password to like 100 people but when she finally gets hacked by someone she will accuse you of it cause she is super dumb.

My sister: “Oh my god Lanie keeps spamming me with annoying messages”

Me: “Why don’t you just block her number?”

My sister: “It won’t work! She’ll just get a fake number and text me from there.”

by YahhhYeet! June 5, 2019

Lania

A toxic female

Lania is so toxic

by lovelyunicorn January 8, 2020

Lanie

The most bitches person of all time she is ugly and need to learn how too stop punching people in the titty

Lanie is a bitch

by Jejshejjw January 17, 2020

dutch lair

The "DUTCH LAIR" is where the common members of the honorable dutch clan live. But you cant just be a dutch man or boy, (by the way its pretty hard to get it) and call your home a dutch lair, you have to certify with the dutch master NETO!!!! dutch lairs are set up in numbers.

Hey dutch man ********, whanna go play some XBOX back at my dutch lait #b87?

by NETO!!!!! March 1, 2005