Lanced

7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.

"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."

by SherLee January 16, 2013

lancevideos

the most annoying twink trump supporter. he’s in a loving relationship with nick videos. he is often a bottom except when nick wants to bottom. him and his partner nick often have sex to one of trump speeches

hey did u see lancevideos sex tape

by lanceypoosucksnicksdick July 8, 2020

a lance

The act in which an individual pulls a lance, see "Pulling a Lance."

That dumbass is such a lance, he always acts like a lance.

by agentbeezy and eminem November 10, 2009

compton jack-o-lantern

an empty old english malt liquor bottle with a glow stick inside.

the street was marvelously lit up with compton jack-o-lanterns as the little kids went trick or treating.

by rodman2000 November 23, 2009

Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe December 3, 2006

Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance

by Arron17 November 24, 2016

Lance stroll

He is a very overhated f1 driver because his dad owns a f1 team and he is a billionaire

Hey do u know lance stroll
Oh yeah. Daddy’s cash 🤡

by Freddie Mercury f1 addict March 22, 2021