Shit kibbles

The residue of shit left on a girls ass if she doesn't wipe properly. It usually ends up on your dick when you fuck her in the ass.

Yo lysol ma nigga i was doin jasmine in the ass yesterday and her shit kibbles got all over my shankpiece

by Assfuvker October 8, 2009

Kits and Kibbles

Kits: The male reproductive part (AKA-pennis, dick, etc).

Kibbles: The female reproductive part (AKA-vagina, pussy, box, etc).

Men have the Kits and women have the Kibbles. Time and time again the Kibbles get" toasty" and need to be "roasted." In order for the transition to take place the Kits need to get all "riled up." Once the Kits are riled up, they can proceed to roast the hell outta the Kibbles (duration of roasting varies on the Kits and the Kibbles).

Example 1)
Frank: Bro I need to roast some kibbles real soon.
Brad: Well my man, in order to do that you gotta get your kits all riled up.
Frank: Very true, all I have to do is find some toasty kibbles in needing of a good roast!
Brad: It is the natural course of Kits and Kibbles

Examples 2)
Kayla: I really hope we find some cute guys at the bar tonight. My kibbles are so toasty it is ridiculous!

Taylor: OMG! Same here! At this point I don't even care who he is. Just as long as his kits are riled up then he can roast me for as loooong as he wants!
Kayla: Well, I mean, he has to be somewhat good looking, but I can't emphasize that any more than you did. Any guy who can thoroughly roast my kibbles will have me toasty all the time!

by SlamDunkOnYou August 16, 2011

Kibbles and Switch

The act of secretly having a dog do the lap work during an oral pleasure season and taking the credit for a job well done after climax is reached.

Johnny was going down on Sussie and a sudden tounge cramp made him unable to preform. Rover was watching as usual. Johnny quitly motioned Rover under the covers were Rover proceeded to vergously lap Sussie into frothy ecstasy. Upon Sussies boisterous explosion Johnny shewed Rover away. With Sussie being none the wiser Johnny took credit for Rover's lingual prowess. Thus pulling the old Kibbles and Switch.

by Bangkok Benny 2 May 29, 2009

kimberly

Kimberly is that girl that once she fucks with you, she's all about you and no one else. Kimberly will always be there for you and be solid for you throughout anything you guys are going through. Many people underestimate Kimberly, but she's actually a really nice person. She'll always bring a smile to the room and she knows how to make you smile. She's that girl that can't let go of that guy, the same guy that has fucked her over many many times. She's that girl that will be the best thing to ever happen to you. One of the best friends ever, and will never switch up on you. Yeah, she's a bit complicated, yeah she's sensitive, yeah she has a sassy attitude, yeah, that'e her. She's that girl you see walking the streets that's to die for. Don't take advantage of this chick, she'll rock your shit and fuck you up(: Kimberly knows more information than you think she does, so if she asks about something, just be damn honest, she knows the whole story. Also, she's a crazy ass latina so beware. Moral of the story, Kimberly is a solid ass friend and is committed and real to the bone.

person 1: who's that?

person 2: the hot cheeto girl? that's kimberly!

person 3: hot ass latina omm

by adelani0727 March 2, 2020

Kimberly

Really fucking gay! Kimberly is very lazy and likes to binge watch animie and listen to musical and watch dumb memes.Her fuel is hot fries No joke. she lives off hotfires. aslo GAY.

dude,that girl looks suuuuper gay
yeah thats Kimberly
Ohhhh shitt

by Qu33ros January 12, 2018

Kimberly

Small "village" on the outskirts of Appleton, WI. Don't confuse this place with Kaukana, Little Chute, or Combined Locks...someone from Kimberly will not take too kindly to it. The village is about the size of a shoe box..blink and you might miss it. The village contains about three stop lights and be prepared to stop if one of the lights is yellow. Yellow doesn't mean caution it means stop..keep this in mind if you are driving through the town so you don't plow into the back of an old person's car. Kimberly is also home to "Hitters Bar". This is a townie bar where you will be able to find some of Kimberly's finest locals. You won't find the rich kids going to HS in Kimberly as they are farmed off to Xavier in Appleton so they can learn how to be rich and get the heck out of Kimberly. Overall a great place to live but be ready for liver disease as there is not much to do but drink beer.

Friend 1: let's go out in Appleton and find some chicks on the ave.

Friend 2: heck no, Kimberly is where it's at. They got some hot local girls with packer tramp stamps over at Hitters.

Friend 1: Awesome. I'm in.

by Kvil local January 6, 2013

Kimber

A man that does all the ground work for a women but can't seal the deal!.....A Gay Boy.

"He bought her a bottle of wine and didn't bone 'er? What A Kimber!!"

by Mr Misc October 9, 2006