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Ketchup Fingers

When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.
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Banana Ketchup

a sex move only using a blow job, rubbing alcohol and dildo, the method is first placing alcohol into the uterus, then place in the dildo inside the uterus, while doing a blowjob with the bloody dick with the dildo inside, once it is bleeding, suck the dildo off the dick and spit it out, then suck the blood, it might be bitter but relax, its delicious and healthy
Bruh did you know that those two lovebirds did the Banana Ketchup
by Private Carl July 8, 2019
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Moon Ketchup

Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.
by DeMarcus Waynewright July 16, 2013
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Elevator Ketchup

The term elevator ketchup is used to describe a girl on her period going through ups and downs. Most woman have had elevator ketchup in their lives even if they have not realized it.
"She had a whacky elevator ketchup on her period last week dude."
by it be me, trent October 20, 2020
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Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 19, 2024
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weird ketchup

Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.
There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024
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ketchup slipper

Another term for the female flower part. Some people might call it a meat waffle, vagina or moinch wallet
Littl billy: What's that between your legs mummy?
Mummy: that my Ketchup slipper you stupid twat.
by Moinch Man February 23, 2018
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