keith

To alter a substance.

Jeremy just keithed my dr. P by putting malt vinegar in it!

by mavro June 17, 2007

Keith Arntson

A wannabe jedi knight. Likes to make funny jedi noises and always complains that his homework was fried by dark jedis. Constantly stoned. Pops up in random places and doesnt even know how he got there. Plays too much Star Wars. Possibly follows Jediism.

You: Woah where did you come from.
Keith: Woah how did i get here...

by Stoned Stoner September 17, 2004

toby keith

Role model for rural youth - extraordinary singer/songwriter; successful and savvy businessman; dedicated family man; patriotic and non-partisan; philanthropist; supporter of other creative and under appreciated singer songwriters

Toby Keith has sold millions of albums, owns ILBT&G, race horses, Ally's House, married at least 22 years to same woman, coaches young son's football team, supports education for daughter before singing career, visits troups in Iraq, Africa, Germany and other outposts - regularly and without fanfare - or extra pay

by ljnelson September 5, 2008

Keith Richards

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.

Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....

by Aww October 30, 2006

Keith

A stupid ugly faggot, that sucks giant veiny cock. He enjoys slurping the white, thick liquids that emerge from the end of a penis. Generally a short ugly fag, Keith eats poo.

That Keith kid is as described.

by Keith9786 December 24, 2012

Keithmeister

A shooting term. Young, yet talented shooter.

Slang for someone inexperience in sex. A somewhat positive term.

A:How is that new guy in bed?
B:Hmmm, a keithmeister!

by Andrewbigtoronto April 12, 2008

dirty keith

sex act in which a dildo is used to penetrate the mouth once it has entered the anus or vagina

She loves her man to perform dirty keiths on her because she is a total cumdump.

by razzmatazz6758 August 21, 2009