just kidding

The longer way of saying jk.

The proper English way to say in non-internet jargon terms the commonly-used jk.

Phrase that ruins a joke if it's obvious. Often superfluous.

What Fred Armisen as Latin comedian Ferecito on SNL says a lot.

Something you should not say after I love you.
Katrina: Flying a little low today, are we?
Sam: Huh?! Is my fly down? How fuckin' embarassing!
Katrina: Just kidding!
Sam: Good grief! Embarassed the hell outta me, biatch!
Katrina: Hahaaa!

Erick: You better be on your A-game or I'm going to take you to school! You're going to get served. Haha, just kidding.
Mike: Well at least I'm not a twisted freak! Haha, just kidding.

Ferecito: Americans suck! I'm just keeeeediiinggg!

Igby: I love you.
Neena: Aw, how sweet!
Igby: Just kidding, guffaw!
Neena: *runs Igby through the stomach with a pen and whacks him with her handbag until he's unconscious*
by someone took my name =| April 19, 2006
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just chillen

originated when someone told there mother or father they were "just chillen" they meant joint cheifing, or smoking a joint. joint cheifing and just chillen both start with a J and a C.
Mom: What are you doing at his house?!

Son: Nothing... Just chillen mom.

Mom: Okay!
by Trey Jackson February 23, 2009
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Just a Day

1) A song by Feeder, one of there best.

2) Saying (see below
Is that that song by Feeder?! JESUS CHRIST IT ROCKS!

I shat myself. :(
Don't worry, it's Just a Day.
by Harsh_but_Fair October 07, 2004
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Just A Friend

Used when referring to someone you have a crush on but you're in extreme denial over it.
"looks like we already have two lovebirds."

*Whatever, she's just a friend"
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"You like her a lot, huh?"

"Marinette? Yeah of course, she's a very good friend!"
by MLBFanbase10 March 04, 2021
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just fish

the ultimate comeback to confuse your foes in mid arguement.
originates from the vocabulary of a Mr Luke Goodson and a Miss Charlotte Silver, just fish is taking the world by storm.
your mums a whore
hush ur lips your mums just fish
by dishy boy July 31, 2008
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Just the Tip

When a physician tries to insert a q-tip into "just the tip" of a male patient's penis for std testing since the patient somehow gets so many of his dates to have sex with him despite their initial refusal.
In doctor's office

Doctor: "I will now insert this q-tip about an inch into your penis."

Man: "Like hell you won't!"

Doctor: "Aw come'on, it's "just the tip."
by brackish52 June 27, 2011
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