Jonny

A person who as soon as they see you trying to get yours will cock block you (a Chad). Generally a hater and will make stupid comments and remarks to your girl while your with or without her. They will also stair (crush) and might try to create a confrontation with you for absolutely no reason at all.

Friend 1: Dude wtf
Friend 2: idk these jonnys are crushing us hard
Friend 1: Yea cause they know we are getting ours and they will be jerking it tonight

by RDCDHoneyBadgers October 14, 2011

Jonnie

A piece of shit guy. He pretends to love you just so that he can use you financially. He likes to cheat with other women and when confronted about it, what does he do. Deny and play stupid like a piece of shit person will do. He also likes to hit women and treat them like shit. He is a waste of time and space on this beautiful planet. HE IS A SORRY ASS LOSER, just like the rest of his family. He thinks he's sexy and smart. Dumbass doesn't even have a hs diploma. He's a drunk with a dui. Has a really bad temper and is a murderer. How sad and pathetic

Is that man jonnie small?

That's him, but he's no man. He's a sorry excuse for a man

by babygirl1021 October 23, 2012

jonny

Skate Vocab.
An ollie where the tail does not touch the ground, yet air is still gained.

Oh my god, you just Jonny'd over a brick, it looked shit.

by mr. thing October 1, 2006

jonned

Being high. The state of being high on marijuana.

"Man did you see peter last night he was all jonned up."

"I'm pretty jonned out right now."

by pulse.101 May 3, 2009

jonny

male plumber roughly the size of a two daylins.

jonny wears bonnet like all day. but on tuesdays. you see his multi-direction going hair.

by cookiedough December 28, 2005

Jonny

if you know a Jonny then more fool you. Such a dickhead that you should feel ashamed of yourself for even being with him. Prefers to spend time with his girl best friend than you. Makes you feel second best. Hates the fact that you can't see him all the time. Never ever go out with someone called Jonny, he will make your life hell and make you regret everything!!

hey see that idiot over there
yeah
he looks like a jonny

by amazingperson1998 January 12, 2014

Jonnadiah

A quiet child who spends most of his time in school either sleeping or writing his violent novel about violence. When at home, Jonnadiah rarely leaves his computer, except to go to karate and eat. Jonnadiah is often seen with Musty or in classes with Bogo or Washburn

Jonnadiah is characterized by his stunning good looks, small size and uncontrolable hair. On the internet, he can easily be recognized because he chats with full sentences, caps, and punctuation as well as incredibly bad spelling.

Relavent entries:
Scof
Musty
Sitter
Washburn
Bogo
Lefferts

Jonnadiah: Do you happen to know why Erick is sometimes so defient?
Scof: It's spelled defiAnt.
Jonnadiah: Dammit

by Jonnadiah December 13, 2004