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Jono

The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.
Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!
by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023
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jononess

when one is infected by one whom they call jono.
help! i’m suffering from jononess!
by neubabe March 27, 2023
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Joho

"Joho" is a term used to describe a person who is as useless as a pile of dog shit and has absolutely no fucking clue about anything, making them a complete waste of space in society.
JOJO IS SUCH A "Joho" and is a useless as a pile of dog shit and has absolutely no fucking clue about anything, making them a complete waste of space in society.
by AUTISMOLE July 11, 2023
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Johnometry

Geometry as good as John Dickinsons works
Wow That's some nice Johnometry.
by Motionworks.net August 29, 2023
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Jono Rizz

Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
Person 1: What he did the Jono Rizz?
Person 2: No way the Jono Rizz is insane!
by SuperYeetCat May 19, 2023
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Jondol

an informal settlement in south America comprised of small metal shacks and sheds. A slang word used by the south African Indian populace
There was a fire by the jondol, they vyed from there after it got dalaed
by maggage marie August 10, 2024
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Jongos

Jongos are a type of pants popular in the skramz/screamo culture. They are known for being similar to other pants such as jeans; however, they are made of a specific fabric know for being slightly softer than jeans. It is rude to touch someone's jongos.
Dude, don't touch my jongos! I just got them from the Your Arms Are My Cocoon concert :(
by imscaredofdreamsandsadawake August 17, 2024
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