Hugo de Jonge

A Dutch politician that is known for his sickness that kills 99,9% of the brain cells

Oh hey, is that Hugo de Jonge

Yeah, lets leave in case his brain cell sickness is contagious

by SatoruGojo September 20, 2021

JongaKhan

any and all things derogatory, this word was first used in the forums of a popular MMORPG, see also: penis, dick, python, member, junk, package, shlong, male girth

"I could totally use a big JongaKhan right now.", "...my JongaKhan is totally a lady pleaser.", "Why don't you go smoke some JongaKhon."

by Unonimus February 21, 2004

jongkook

He is a guy that has an amazing six pack and amazing voice

He is such a good guy! I love you jongkook 😍

by Spider 🐒 June 29, 2021

jongro

A big boobed primate; a woman of status

Joey : Yo tonyy check out that jongro
Tony: DAMNN yo she could take out an army with those bad boyss

by frisky moustace & vaccum belly January 1, 2007

jongo

A word used to describe a n00b with no graphics card and so has to revert to playing rubbish n00b games.

You are such a jongo, you have to play eve online LOL!

by Homo McGuill August 31, 2006

Jonga

v -'d -ing 1 an expression of unimaginable pain. 2 to cause someone physical of psychological harm. 3 a word that causes great offence to men without beards. 4 the act of wearing a waistcoat.

Male 1: How dare you call my mother a woman of dubious reputation, prepare to be Jonga'd, sir!

Male 2: Ha! Not if I Jonga you first!

Male 1: JONGA!

Female 1: *Blood Curdling Scream*

by OrangeSquash July 26, 2010

Jongjivitus

A type of disease that you only feel the symptoms of when you're around your annoying Asian friend.

Jongjin, stop giving me Jongjivitus!

by ThePencilist June 4, 2018