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Jonalyn
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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Jona

An extremely gorgeous girl with lots of friends and who loves music. Singing and acting are two of her favorites but she also loves to watch movies and be with her best friends. She loves Jesus and is extremely forgiving. Any boy would be lucky to have this girl. This girl is the most amazing friend you could have and people are jealous that they aren't more like her.
Gorgeous Friends Music Singing Acting Movies Best friends Amazing Jona
by iloveyouforeverbestfriend(: November 10, 2010
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Jonah

A skinny and introverted person, who generally opens up when you meet him. Only watches the dankest and spiciest memes. Will sometimes say the gayest or most retarded shit without noticing it. Can be an asshole at times, and is not afraid to insult people when he needs to, but he will generally be a nice person. Don't get too attached tho, because he has the smallest micropenis.
Person 1: that skinny ass blonde kid ran into class screaming "Poland Can Into Space"

Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself
by polishgay December 11, 2019
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Jonah

A guy that fakes being drunk and has a tiny dick
Guy: ur faking

Jonah: no I’m not I’m plastered
by Dick swayed November 3, 2019
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Jonah Arguement

An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.
Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
by Doostien Ynskype June 29, 2008
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Pulling a Jonah

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...
-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
by Rewcifer December 10, 2010
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Jonah Hex Stoned

when your sooo stoned your willing to see jonah hex
person 1- hey person 2, do you wanna see Jonah Hex?
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.
by mikeymikey45 July 7, 2010
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