John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 14, 2010

John Mcafee

Jesus Christ of the modern era

John Mcafee died for our sins, but his spirit is still running in the background.

by Zeke_Yeager June 23, 2021

John Style

To do something in a greasy/stupid manner originating from a time where John Lennon had greasy hair.

John's rugs are greasy and dirty.
"are you going to wash your rugs John style? (as in not washing them at all)


John returned his ps3 several times coomplaining that his controllers where to slippery.

by 1337pwr February 25, 2009

JohJoe

The nicest, prettiest, sweetest, most kawaii form of a little otaku girl. A JohJoe is usually spotted on facebook, in Hastings, or at a store such as hot topic. A JohJoe is also a cunning thing. Don't be fooled, she looks like she's 6, but she's 14. She isn't always hyper and happy, and she will kill you in the blink of an eye. Overall, a very lovable creature.

A) \Nice JohJoe\
"I baked you cookies :3"
"Awww, thanks JohJoe"

B) \Evil JohJoe\
*clapclap* -insert accused lover's name here-
"Fuckyouguys."
o.o

by payback'sabitch. November 24, 2010

johnblue

an individual that brings a sense of awesomeness and joy to those around; one who dj's w/a skil level that dwarfs the competition; one who is highly knowledgeable about the iphone and virtually all Apple products

You hear those sick tracks at the club last night? That was totally a johnblue moment!

by DJ Vader, DJ CodeBlue December 12, 2010

John Abruzzi

John Abruzzi is a major mob boss played by Peter Stormare in the show Prison Break. He was sentenced to life in Prison for multiple counts of murder. He escaped from Fox River State Penitentiary with the help of Michael Scofield and several other inmates. After escaping the inmates separated. Michael never gave Fibonacci's location. John, now a man of God went to his wife and kids and planned to go to Sardinia, but still wanted to take revenge on Fibbonacci. When he arrived he realized he was set up and surrounded by FBI agents, refusing to go back to prison he held his cross tight in his hands and said, "I kneel only to god. I don't see him here." He raised his weapon and was gunned down. Peter Stormare wanted to pursue his career in movies so requested his television character be killed off. Besides John being shot multiple times in the chest, it is unknown if he is dead (there is no funeral,or definite representation of his death) In an interview he said Fox had requested he come back as John Abruzzi. But Prison Break was cancelled after season 4 (two seasons after John was gunned down) Many believe he survived the ambush through the use of a bullet proof vest (not proven). John may have been a character in season 5, as well as Michael Scofield. But it is left open to the public, many believing John is deceased. Some proof that could back up Johns survival and return would be through foreshadowing when he leaves the group and says,"who know, mayb we'll meet again"

John Abruzzi survived
He was under the protection of GOD
The wiki says John is dead because he was never shown as a character again in Prison Break

by Prison Breaker August 20, 2013

John Fleming

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!! DONT YOU DAR SAY THAT TO ME!
Hello? I just wanted to say sorry for earlier. I don’t know what came over me.
Waaaaaaa waaaaa! Feel sooo guilty! Please forgive me.

2nd Drefinition -
You can see butt crack

Joe Bloggs is crying - “Joe, stop being such a John Fleming”

Butt crack is visible - “You are having a John Fleming moment.

by Kallo160 January 15, 2019