Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

Jenking

A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.

This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there

The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.

by Pseudonym#2 July 13, 2010

Jekiyah

A super good-looking person who lives in their own little world and can sometimes be misunderstood as a mean person. Also a person with a very good personality. Who is bright, kind, witty, and much more. If you ever meet someone named Jekiyah keep them around for a very long time.A beautiful, athletic, outspoken, educational person. She keeps it real and doesn't care how you feel. Jekiyah is kind but people mistake her as being a mean person. Jekiyah is sweet and thick.A girl who everybody doesn't deserve. She's one a kind and lets everybody into her life and cherish each soul. She's a keeper and doesn't like to wait to long , her personality runs wildly but you never find anyone like her.

Kalyn: Hey, did you meet the new girl?

Devin:Oh yeah, isn't her Name Jekiyah?

Kalyn: Yeah, she's super pretty and really nice!
Jekiyah heart seem so pure , keeps everything to herself

by Kiyah❤️😘💜💪🏽🤞🏽🍭💕🤪 November 21, 2018

Jeriah

A name from the Bible. Jeriah is a named that is only for men who get pussy 24/7. If you are named Jeriah lots of girls hit on you and you get lots of pussy.

He is definitely a Jeriah getting that pussy.

by Hi I’m deez Nuts January 6, 2021

Jerick

Jerick is someone who is the best at everything, usually does better than people around them. He is especially better than Robert (in basically everything, however Robert may be better at been gay).

"Robert give up, I shall always be better than you" SaiJerick

by Robert sucks cock March 4, 2022

Charlie Jenkins

The act of engaging in anal sex on the same night you meet the individual.

The act of engaging in dates in virtual locations such as mount hyjal in world of warcraft.

Guy #1: And then I stuck it in her butt...
Guy #2: Dude didn't you meet her last night?
Guy #1: Ya
Guy #2: .....What a Charlie Jenkins...
Guy #2: Where did you meet her?
Guy #1: In my WoW raid last night.

by EKIFLOW February 16, 2010

Gates of Jericho

When a girl lays down and erotically spreads her legs.

When Erica was done talking dirty to me, she got down and opened her gates of jericho.

by Tig studios June 4, 2009