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Jeffrey

A magically manifested man who has a contagious laugh and sassy yet sarcastic attitude. He is the king of the clouds.The best source or girth cuntrol.He will climb any mountain, swim any sea, walk any long valley to make it into the girth canal. Jeffery by the light day OlDirtyB3wbs by the dark of night.

A very serviceable man. He offers many trades such as being a well arguable lawyer. A doctor. Underground MC. Photographer. Delivery servicer.Florist.Euntrapenure. And he isn’t scared to get down and dirty as a registered OBGYN.

Known proudly for his white circle sunshades and big lungs… don’t let the coolness fool you. You try to get in the GTI the wrong way and his trusty side kick Althea will bite your dick off.
Wait, whats his name?” “Jeff” “…my names Jeffrey”
by JackAuf February 27, 2022
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Dirty Jeffrey

Taking a dildoe and covering it in a sticky substance not used for lubricant and used for uncomfortable anal pleasure
She asked if she wanted to watch her do a dirty Jeffrey i feel bad for her ass now
by BungerBowing July 6, 2021
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Not today Jeffrey

When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.
One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"
by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014
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Jeffrey

Jeffrey is stupid he deserves to die he is just so ugly and no one cares for him
Jeffrey is stupid and should die
by Fire dogalog February 9, 2019
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Jeffy

Jeffy is a very sexy puppet with nice fashion sense with clothing saying

"Jeffy" and having a hand up his butthole. Jeffy likes to become a robot for no apparent reason and shoot laser beams at his father Mario. He also may have anger issues and slight bipolar problems because of the fact that his now dead father fed him green beans everyday for every meal. One day after inhaling his Skecher fumes he suddenly raged and killed his beloved Mario green bean lover. Jeffy is now kidnapped and being raped by Aretta (Thunderthigh29's ex)
I heard Jeffy the hawt bad boy of the school killed his loving green bean loving father Mario!
by Arinterstellar May 3, 2018
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Jeffery

1) An assshole who cheats on girls and breaks their hearts
2) A guy who is seemingly nice but will do anything to get in a girl's pants.
3) Fresh Fish.
1) girl: Jeffery left me for a girl he cheated on me with
2)girl1: I thought he was nice

girl2: yeah, well he's a jeffery
3)prison inmate: you hear about the fresh fish, Jeffery?
by HisKittyForInfinity January 3, 2010
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Jeffried

A term used to describe being overly intoxicated, usually having over consumed multiple inebriants. Getting 'Jeffried' has less to do over consumption of a given intoxicant and more to do with the number of intoxicants one has consumed.
Sorry about attacking you last night. I really shouldn't have taken those pills after drinking, smoking and doing coke all night. I was totally Jeffried.
by Sheik.Yerbouti October 27, 2010
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