JDU

JDU is a jizz disposal unit, this is a girl that all she is good at is taking in sperm

that girl is such a jdu

by Zach Gossett January 1, 2008

JDDC

A not-very-manly way for a dude to order Jack Daniels and Diet Coke.

"Excuse me barman, can I have a JDDC".

by BigTeeDub December 23, 2008

jdnsbshchjenffhsjaknfnhakxnbfhdiskxncheidnnf

A string of random letters used to express frustration, excitement or just general meh. Can be longer or shorter or in all caps to express different levels of frustration/excitement/etc.

"He said what!? jdnsbshchjenffhsjaknfnhakxnbfhdiskxncheidnnf!"
"Jdnsbshchjenffhsjaknfnhakxnbfhdiskxncheidnnf is a real word. It has to be, it's on Urban Dictionary."

by totally legit defs 117 February 25, 2018

JDMJ

(abbr.) Just Doing My Job.

Girl: What's the weather gonna be on thursday?
Forecaster: Hi 74. Lo 55. Chc rain 40%.
Girl: thx!
Forecaster: JDMJ.

by WxAlert July 4, 2011

JDiggz

A talentless rap artist who fails at rapping every single time. Pretty much a very bad version of Pharrell. Women only like him for his looks, proving of their shallowness. Proof that rap is a dying genre, sadly.

JDiggz is a total retard. He can't even rap.

by Michael9743 October 29, 2007

J.D. Drew

career underachiever who signed a 5 year/$70 million contract with the Red Sox before the 2007 season; in return for his $14 million salary, he gave the team yet another subpar underachieving season (.270 average, 11 home runs and 64 RBI). He redeemed himself a little in the playoffs (.314 average, 1 HR, 11 RBI in 14 games) but still not enough to justify that salary - also has a lingering shoulder injury that might cause his arm to fall off at any time just like Chad Pennington

If J.D. Drew, Chad Pennington and Eric Mangini (the so-called Mangenius) got into a fight in a schoolyard, both Pennington and Drew's arms would fall off, and Mangini would walk away and tell the principal, and subsequently would lose his starting quarterback and lead the J!E!T!S! JETS JETS JETS to an amazing 1-15 season and get fired not for having a bad season, but for being too paranoid about people stealing his signs.

by andy40250 November 24, 2007

w.w.j.d.

who would jesus do

we all know jesus was human...nough said.

Guy: w.w.j.d.?
Jesus: mmmm id tap that fine ass over there, brah.
Guy: gross.

by pied piper July 20, 2008