a paper airplane marked "jared bomber" that appeared in Mr. Arizpe's 8th period spanish period from 2006-2007. Everyone made these and threw them while the teacher was out of the room. When he comes back he reads a plane and calls jared to the front of the class thinking it was him who marked his name on all the planes. Jared walks up, ALL red, and in a crying high pitched voice says " They all make fun of me!! =" and pointed 5 kids out, all later screamed at by the psycho mr arizpe.
by jbomber22 October 5, 2008
Get the Jared Bombermug. A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018
Get the Jared ducemug. Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
Get the Jared Thomasmug. Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared
by Lovelove3412 February 14, 2023
Get the Jared Moskowitzmug. from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021
Get the jared kleinmanmug. by Fat Mano March 31, 2020
Get the Jared’s Posemug. 