Jamiestd

A man with an exceptionally large package, often causing a surprised reaction.

In other words the opposite of a dogreek.

“Akh, you did you see what George was packing the other day”

“Yeh I know bro, my guy has an absolute jamiestd on him”

“Yeh bro it’s a mazza”

by Big D the slayer April 3, 2022

the jamie

When your friend is hitting on a girl and you drop a condom infront of them and just walk away

Example 1: Oh dude, i was talking with this girl at a bar and my friends decided to pull the Jamie on me...

Example 2: They've been talking way too long, we should go do the Jamie on them.

by SoloDee November 9, 2017

Joe and Jamie reboot

The reboot version of Joe & Jamie is still like the original version, just more pretentious & with more virtue signaling. They are still your typical "Self-proclaimed" power couple, but have come up in the world a little more. They might be a couple who now owns a home instead of renting. And now thinks their shit doesn't stink. They try an act like celebrities, & may expect you to refer to them as Jomie, instead of Joe & Jamie. They're the type of couple that'll let their dog chew your shoes up, then say oops, it is what it is.

Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.

"I went to a Joe and Jamie reboot house party one time, & instantly was forced into working for them."

"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."

"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."

Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is

by Krewtonic August 6, 2020

Jamie

The most amazimg person known to man-kind. Since the dawn of time people have longed to be like him! MEn want to be him. women want to be with him! He is kind and caring funny and loyal and so danm hot! He will be the love of your life, if you let him!

me: you see that guy, thats Jamie
Person: WOW, i think im in love

by esornyrhtak December 31, 2011

Jamie

A cute blonde who is taken but you would still like to go with.

Travis: Jamie will you go to prom with me?
Jamie: ...

by TheGuyNextToYou April 21, 2008

Jaice

A name for a guy. Is attracted to everyone because he sees the beauty within them. Enjoys wearing pinstriped pajama pants. Typically, a Jaice can dance.

Woah, that kid is kickin'!
That's cause he's a Jaice.

by I put on my robe and wizardhat October 26, 2010

Janice

Janice is a girl who's boyfriend knows that he is loved and he knows how much. He never has to wonder or doubt. She is full of love and affection. He never feels lonely, because he knows she is there for him, and he knows his worth because she helps him to see it. Her boyfriend is never one-sided about things, though. He gives her attention and always let's her know that she is loved. He never ignores her or acts like he doesn't care. He gives her plenty of affection, and in return, Janice gives him all the affection he could want.

Moral of the story: if you want her affection, don't ignore her, don't tell her to leave you alone, or reject her in every way you can. Don't talk about other girls. Don't play games with her or try to manipulate her. Please, just treat Janice kindly. Even if you don't like her.

by Missing October 2, 2021