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anal science

A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.
Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013
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science buff

similar to a history buff, but with science.

a science buff will usually bring up lots of science facts or study constantly, not just on one specific thing but they seem obsessed with science in general.
guy: did you know george is in science club?

gal: yeah, didn’t you know he was a science buff?
by globaldumbassery May 22, 2022
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Earth Science

Earth science is a scientific discipline that spans a wide variety of sub-disciplines, which amount to the study of the construction, formation and processes of the Earth (along with other terrestrial bodies). Draws from the subjects of geochemistry, petrology, geomorphology, geophysics, palaeontology, crystallography, geography, seismology, geotechnical engineering and a wide variety of other fields. Other terms used to describe it include geoscience and geology, although the latter is viewed as slightly old-fashioned by many modern earth scientists. Vitally important to modern society, as earth scientists locate and evaluate important minerals, e.g. gold, copper, aluminium, and also play a massive part in the search for oil and its exploitation. They also play an important part in ensuring the safety of mankind, e.g. volcanologists, geotechnical engineers. There is also massive amounts of research going on in earth science.
The oil and metals used to make my computer would have been located by earth scientists; the stability of the land beneath my house is likely to have been evaluated by someone with geotechnical training; the petrol used in millions of cars every day would have come from oil located by a geophysicist.

That's just how important earth science is!
by ConversionNinja January 12, 2008
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rocket science

a phrase used against retards when there making something simple really difficult.
it's so simple, its not rocket science!
by thedankestofmen May 15, 2020
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science party

when a bunch of people who are biological girls regardless of gender hang out with their bras and shirts off
SCIENCE PARTY MY BITCHESSSS *Throws shirt and bra across room*
by negative fucks given February 23, 2017
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science god

A human who has attained a god-like status similar to a pharaoh. The person usually has a colossal memory that allows them to memorize mundane facts and recite them at will.
As Ken, the Science God, turned around to face the mere science peasants they shook in fear.
by jimbo@bob April 2, 2008
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doctor science

A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.

Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?

A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
by ke6isf August 9, 2004
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