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Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.
“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle
by FyreFli January 23, 2018
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Teacher’s Pet

A teacher’s pet is someone that is liked by teachers and is exactly like Craig...they do what they’re asked and have to be the best at everything .
Craig is a teacher’s Pet
by lilboiii💜 May 22, 2019
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Pet Saffa

Your stomach's best companion!
Has the famous catchphrase "Pet Saffa toh har rog Daffa"

Constipation hates him, Stomach problems dread him and people who love to live life healthy and naturally love him. He is your friend, my friend and all of ours friends. Pet Saffa the best.
He really needs Pet Saffa right now, only that can help his stomach problems..
by goofysillybun December 2, 2021
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Rat Pet

The pet/ wannabe/ tryhard/ of the popular girl (rat) . She's always by the popular girl's side, and wants to be exactly like her.

Rat Pet's are really annoying and no one likes them. They are one of the most hated people in school. The popular girls dont like them either and just use them for random shit.
Look at how clingy Emily is to Mary! She's such a rat pet
She's such a rat pet! Mary's just using her to get good grades
by Anda (egg) March 6, 2023
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Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017
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keeping a pet

when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.
Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester
by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010
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Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.
Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022
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