It was invented by Joshua Comacho one day in Algebra class. Our teacher, Sister Perry, wouldn't let him have candy so he said "This is Hypocritism!" It can be used in any instance where you feel as if you're being treated fairly but you just big mad.
"No one gets candy!" Said Sister Perry. "Can I have some?" Replied Joshua. "No!" "THIS IS HYPOCRISISM!"
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A guy who beats the shit out of his wife and wins a baseball game in the same day has accomplished 2 things that day, one considered (agreed to be) by most people to be negative, the other positive. You could ask OJ about what that's like, nobody thinks of OJ without thinking of a criminal, people hardly remember he played football too. If you're gonna judge one book by its cover, shouldn't you judge all books by their covers? The same people who don't think each person is different are usually the ones telling people not to judge books by their covers, and that there's more than meets the eye in the first place (except with guys like OJ or wife beating baseball players, for some reason they think you should judge certain people if they tell you to do so). They tell you don't underestimate them, but its fine if you ridicule others.
Judging one kind of book by its cover and not another is hypocrisy. Since everyone's a hypocrite, everyone would have a cause to investigate hypocrisy in others.
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He/she expected everyone to follow his/her bullshit rules after taking all their money, and expected them all to be in a mood to celebrate, what's a worse hypocrisy than that?
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The mouth of the south wants to preach about other people's mouths now, hypocrisy doesn't get any worse.
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Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
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