by Meowmagawd August 26, 2012
A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.
"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."
"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."
"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"
"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"
"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."
"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"
"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"
by czech yoself February 18, 2009
A bush hooker is a woman/girl in the australian trance party scene, that is known for frequent leg opening, general whore-ishness, being a total gay bitch an very likely to spread a new type of STD. You would be wise to avoid the scabbed up Bush Hooker.
Ted: Hey Steve, what do you reckon of that blond one over on the dance floor being a mad slut?
Steve: Nah not her mate, she's been boarded more times than a P&O cruise liner, and she smells like muff garbage too.
Ted: Oh yeah thats right, thats that gay bitch that calls herself a "psy-bogan", what a festy bush hooker
Steve: Nah not her mate, she's been boarded more times than a P&O cruise liner, and she smells like muff garbage too.
Ted: Oh yeah thats right, thats that gay bitch that calls herself a "psy-bogan", what a festy bush hooker
by fukcdoof February 11, 2013
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I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.
by The Ryan Richards December 05, 2008
A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.
That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!
My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.
My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.
by wonhotho January 02, 2010
by A M Cossaro August 31, 2007