Any individual, (male, female, or anything in between) that 'Likes' or becomes a 'Fan' of something/someone on Facebook, for no foreseeable reason.
It includes the following but is not limited to:
1. Going down a person's wall and 'Liking' everything; A form of wall rape to get someone's attention.
2. Pressing the 'Like' button on the wall-posts of people they do not know. This rule also applies towards individuals that repeatedly "like" the posts of a person that they fancy, on a daily basis.
3. 'Liking' or becoming fans of groups they have no business being a part of, except to fit in, in the hopes that someone will notice it the next day in school.
4. 'Liking' places or events they have never been to or have any connection with.
5. Putting down an RSVP of "Attending" to all events regardless of feasibility of actually making it.
6. Accepting all application and group invites to be 'nice'
It includes the following but is not limited to:
1. Going down a person's wall and 'Liking' everything; A form of wall rape to get someone's attention.
2. Pressing the 'Like' button on the wall-posts of people they do not know. This rule also applies towards individuals that repeatedly "like" the posts of a person that they fancy, on a daily basis.
3. 'Liking' or becoming fans of groups they have no business being a part of, except to fit in, in the hopes that someone will notice it the next day in school.
4. 'Liking' places or events they have never been to or have any connection with.
5. Putting down an RSVP of "Attending" to all events regardless of feasibility of actually making it.
6. Accepting all application and group invites to be 'nice'
Mary: "Ok that makes 25 as attending."
Babs: "Lemme check that list...oh wait better make it 24. Debra puts down everything as 'Attending.' Last week she said she was going to Egypt to partake in the riots. She's a Facebook Hooker."
Herb: "Are you busy tmw?"
Stan: "Yeah I gotta play Mafia Wars."
Herb: "Uhhh....why? I was thinking we could go to the game or grab a beer."
Stan: "I wish I could but I can't let them down."
Herb: "Dude....are you for real? The only reason those tools ask you to play this shit is so they can get weirdass "points" or some crap to compensate for their meaningless lives. You need to get a life and quit being a fuckin facebook hooker you pussy ass pushover bitch."
Babs: "Lemme check that list...oh wait better make it 24. Debra puts down everything as 'Attending.' Last week she said she was going to Egypt to partake in the riots. She's a Facebook Hooker."
Herb: "Are you busy tmw?"
Stan: "Yeah I gotta play Mafia Wars."
Herb: "Uhhh....why? I was thinking we could go to the game or grab a beer."
Stan: "I wish I could but I can't let them down."
Herb: "Dude....are you for real? The only reason those tools ask you to play this shit is so they can get weirdass "points" or some crap to compensate for their meaningless lives. You need to get a life and quit being a fuckin facebook hooker you pussy ass pushover bitch."
by Nibbleswicke July 27, 2011
by Meowmagawd August 26, 2012
A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.
"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."
"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."
"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"
"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"
"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."
"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"
"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"
by czech yoself February 18, 2009
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A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.
That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!
My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.
My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.
by wonhotho January 02, 2010
I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.
by The Ryan Richards December 05, 2008
by A M Cossaro August 31, 2007