Having Some Cherry Pie

When you masturbate on your period.

Having some cherry pie.

by Aiden12 September 3, 2016

Having a sit

When you are sitting around with friends and everyone has an idea of something to do, but there is no consensus, so a lot of time passes and you realize that nothing has been done...but everyone still had a blast hanging out. You have been having a sit.

Alternatively, one can proactively avoid the back and forth decision about making plans that don’t come to fruition by just being upfont and suggesting a sit.

After a couple of hours of hanging out, good convo, laughter and not deciding on anything...you have been having a sit

Person 1: “What’s going on tomorrow night?”
Person 2: states several things of little interest to the group
Person 3: “Anyone wanna get together and have a sit?”
Group: “Hell yeah, that sounds good!”
Or
Person 1: “What did you guys do last night?”
Person 2: “We just had a sit”

by Itsaword October 23, 2018

Having a Trev

To “Have a Trev” is to have an easy shift at work, or to be “Looked After” by the gaffers.

Trevor’s having a Trev again tonight, the lazy bastard.

by Dave_t53 January 28, 2019

having a moment

Among other uses of the phrase, "I'm having a moment" can be used when one is experiencing an overwhelming revelation or is reeling from great surprise or shock and therefore cannot respond to further questions or information before processing the emotion/information and/or briefly recontextualising/reevaluating other beliefs.

Speaker A: "Hey did you know that glass doesn't actually flow like a liquid people just installed the uneven glass thick-side-down. Anyway what do you want me to order for lunch?" (Speaker A presents Speaker B in passing with information that contradicts a long-held belief of Speaker B)

Speaker B: "Sorry, I'm just having a moment right now" (Speaker B requests Speaker A to allow them time to process the novel information before commiserating about the next topic of lunch)

by AzureArmageddon September 4, 2022

International day of having a Portuguese best friend

June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.

"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!

by The Portuguese Kids July 13, 2017

you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019