David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa October 8, 2008

hanser

a disease which involves you becoming a lostcase for a temporary amount of time

unless of course you are hans

boy oh boy that dude is definately suffering from hanser if he cant remember his own birthday

by Chris CoRoNgA July 11, 2006

haise

One that draws a lot of anime porn

You are such a haise when you made that animation

by LowcaAshy May 12, 2018

hanser

An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.

She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.

by Victor Felix July 11, 2006

Hasbeyn

A forgotten pop star from the early 2000's. Some people claim to have memories regarding her but there is no record of her ever existing. Not even a real hasbeyn.

Hasbeyn stans getting brave for what.

by Onika123 June 5, 2023

Hasserday

(Adj.) Term used to describe a girl who has her days. Good looking one day and a wreck the next.

Lindsay Lohan is a hasserday, she is gorgeous one day and terrible looking the next.

by Matthew R. Parker February 7, 2008

Hasselhawful

1. When you are really stoned while with a friend and they want to watch Hasselhof's Roast.

2 When a thought or action is so random, bizarre, or convoluted that its pure obscurity makes the awfulness of that thought just weird, funny or confusingly tolerable.

Somehow Hasselhof is strangely tolerable when stoned. Well, no. I take that back. He's Hasselhawful.

by greenmooseofdoom September 13, 2011