Hairy faced beast typically known to send nudes to unsuspecting young girls, he uses his immensely large penis to attract both male and females through popular social media sites through "stories" and other methods, Gruffalo's are rare however one male in every friendship group is said to have one. There is major speculation that there is only one true Gruffalo amongst the men of this planet.
Chrissy: I received a very strange snapchat the other night, i think the guy was a Gruffalo as his penis was very large and intimidating, but surely there is only one Gruffalo....have i found him?
Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo
Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?
Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo
Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?
by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017
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I ventured through the midwestern united states and it was beautiful, though there were a many hickless guffers going nowhere. So sad.
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Wow! Ryan's house is filthy-- look at the piles of gruff everywhere.
Peter has a huge collection of gruff ass stag movies. So big, he could gruff himself for a century!
Peter has a huge collection of gruff ass stag movies. So big, he could gruff himself for a century!
by Cookie W February 25, 2018
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Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective, as well as a solid dis on ones character.
Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective, as well as a solid dis on ones character.
Ryan: "Wow honey, I know i promised to love you for worse too, but if you want to turn me on, becoming the gruff that you no longer clean in the house isn't doing it."
JB: "Is that Rexa from high school? No... It couldnt be, that lady looks 45, not 30 like us?!"
Lindsey: " Damn!!. Looks like she got zapped by the gruffolotron. And she was hot! High price for fun."
JB: "Is that Rexa from high school? No... It couldnt be, that lady looks 45, not 30 like us?!"
Lindsey: " Damn!!. Looks like she got zapped by the gruffolotron. And she was hot! High price for fun."
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