color guard

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.

Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

by Big Mac May 21, 2004

guariglia

very very large penis

My boss Bob has a very large guariglia!!

by Junebe June 28, 2006

Guard Rail Grabber

A very powerful dump that is propelled out your anus at such great speeds it forces you to be ejected from the toilet causing you to grab the "safety" or "handicap rail" to prevent from shooting upwards at a significant speeds.

At work today Cindy dropped a huge guard rail grabber I heard her moan and sigh with relief as the safery rail prevented her from blasting through the ceiling and leaving the bathroom looking like a Resident Evil murder scene.

by NATTERDAYSOLDIERS December 11, 2010

pizza guard

The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.

That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.

by Matthew Clegg July 28, 2005

Hoe Guard

skankily dressed college girls who booty shake to the beat of college marching band music

"Wow the color guard is in time but the hoe guard's clothes are going to fall off!"

by Audrey Young March 20, 2008

the guard

The hand a male puts behind his penis when taking a piss so as not to get any urine on ones garments.

I was so drunk last nite I had to use the guard when pissing

by meerkatman January 27, 2012

dropping your guard

When u take a nap at your white friends house and aren’t robbed and he gives u a blanket and pillow too

Rick : what is dropping your guard?
Rich: the guard dropped when I napped and wasn’t robbed.

by Guardropping rick August 9, 2018