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Hand job hand grenade

The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.
Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.
by NemesisRed March 18, 2021
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czechoslovakian hand grenade

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.
Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.
by Theshittiest April 4, 2023
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grenade

Slang word for anyone who has way too many piercings so that there is an apparance of all the knacks of a grenade.
Jon: Oh my God...look at that grenade.
Dark: Yea i see it.
Jon: that is nasty shit.
by ex1022 April 11, 2011
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Grenade Artillery

A tactic used in FPS games in which players lob grenades into the air towards the enemy spawn attempting to get a lucky kill.

The tactic requires extensive knowledge of the current map and a sense of predictability in knowing where the enemy will usually head.

Though, this only works well in round based games because spawn points are fixed.

The best way to avoid grenade artillery is to look at the sky in the early game and watch out for small flying objects heading in your vecinity
Unknown Soldier sprinted around the corner, poised to bring his bullets upon his enemies.

When suddenly he exploded, a grenade had been flailed from the otherside of the map and killed him...to shame.

...Damned Grenade Artillery
by CommandoDude March 14, 2009
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Grenade

A compact device usually filled with peices of metal (called Shrapnel, they explode outward and cut up anything that gets in their way) with gunpowder and fuse. Pulling the pin will result in the grenades explosion within 3 to 5 seconds depending on the fuse length. Most deadly against ground infantry. Also comes in Anti-tank (known as a Sticky Bomb) variety
The pineapple grenade is a very common grenade, used by most countries.
by Someone who was bored October 10, 2007
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Jager Grenade

A jager grenade is a shot of Jagermeister and a shot of port in two tall shot glasses

The shots are balanced in the top of a pint glass and the pint is filled with one bottle of VK Blue or other alchopop

The shot of port is then "pulled" like the pin of a grenade allowing the jagermeister shot to fall into the alchopop which is then downed in one
Jagerbomb? nah let's do a jager grenade
by Axigar April 6, 2010
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Grenade

Ronnie was so drunk he was hooking up with grenades.
by nottoday July 30, 2010
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