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greasy old grandpa balls 

an old man that is so old he looks like a crusty old shriveled muffin with oldman clothes on it and youjust want to yell at him bcause he keeps talking about the new sex shop that just opened up but he cant hear you anyways because he forgot to put his hearing aid in cause hes stupid and cenile and needs to go to a home but his family cant afford it and you wish a dog would just attack him and put him out of his useless decrepid old man misery cause he hits on your freinds and its creepy cause hes dirty and old and needs alot of help. this is a greasy old grandpa balls
that greasy old man that is walking around but shouldent be walking around cause hes too old.
your grandfather!
greasy old grandpa balls are dirty and old!
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Greasy burger 

Description of a wet and sloppy vagina after sexual intercourse.
After sex with this bitch, her pussy was nothing but a greasy burger.
Greasy burger by Angeloguy January 11, 2008

Greasy Turtle 

That Ari is one greasy turtle.
Greasy Turtle by StarchnSpike December 15, 2018

greasy triangle 

to put a girl in a triangle choke "a UFC submission" where her head is in between ur legs and your choking her. She sucks on your dick from this position and you dont choke her. but once you explode in her mouth you tighten up your legs and make her tap out and allow her to spit.
Dude i gave this chick the greasy triangle yesterday. Bitch tapped out so quick.
greasy triangle by Alex27 December 14, 2008

Greasy Toboggan 

Runny or loose stool.
Man, I should not have had all that beer and Mexican food last night!! Nothing but a headache and greasy toboggan action to show for it.
Greasy Toboggan by FreeBeerNight January 27, 2009

greasy corbin 

When a woman rubs her nasty vag in the partners urethral tract and urinates in it.
dude i got a greasy corbin last night

ooh you nasty bastard youre gonna get an std
greasy corbin by hugofatass January 19, 2010