touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

grass-fairy

Any male soccer player. With all due respect. <3

That kid's such a grass-fairy ; he's good though.

We scrimmaged with the grass-fairies again today... Cleaned that shit.

by VIKINGS_2010 November 27, 2008

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 02, 2021

grass dweller

anyone who smokes pot, a stoner.

Lily lit up everyday, she was a true grass dweller.

by Purple.Haze August 03, 2010

ollie on the grass

A policy of safe and ineffectual behavior. Someone who eschews the common observation of "no risk, no reward". Exemplified by wanna-be's, esp. girlfriends, that feebly attempt a skateboarding trick/ollie on a soft surface.

Don't ollie on the grass.

by captain scrappy January 19, 2007

Grass Carp

Biting and basically eating the hair DIRECTLY from a persons ass crack.

My girl was licking my butthole and she started grass carping me. She sure can grass carp.

by The Hair February 18, 2012

Touch Grass

A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-

Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”

by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 02, 2021