Gordan Ramsme

A gag joke in which you replace the chefs name Gordan Ramsey to Gordan Ramsme as a sex joke.

"My favorite chef is Gordan Ramsme."
"You mean Gordan Ramsey?"
"Nope, Gordan Rams-me. He never fails to give me that vannilla drizzle with that nut in all the right places. Oh, Ramsme is so good at doin' it right! Yum yum!"

by PointingatmyBALLZ February 15, 2023

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piper gordon

piper gordon is a really beautiful but fat person.

piper gordon is beaut

by ImFat12321 July 23, 2017

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the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.

Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "

by Baddies007 February 22, 2018

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Dirty Gorda

When you get done having anal sex with a girl, and she asks for a water with lemon.

I was with Stacy last night, after we got done she wanted a Dirty Gorda. I was like, what about a sweet tea?

by Wxllco April 21, 2020

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Tristen Gordon

Tall boy with curly brown hair. He wears glasses and is athletic and the most amazing. the coolest human on the planet. The best football player in Texas(D1). Very sexy and charming, great with girls and boys ;).

Girl-wow Tristen Gordon, its so big.
Boy- wow Tristen Gordon... bro, its so huge.

by InLoveWithHim<3 October 1, 2021

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