siberian goggles

the act of placing your hairy and sweaty balls directly on a womans eyeballs creating the effect of hairy goggles.

Victor:Yo Dawg my girlfrieds eyes got cold skiing last night so i layed her down and gave her siberian goggles! AHAHAHA! That shit warmed her up quick

by Victor Gonzales May 5, 2006

Greeley Goggles

A metaphorical term that symbolizes the change of opinion of the looks of females at Lake Greeley Camp. Because barely any attractive girls go to Lake Greeley Camp, girls that normally would not appeal to the eye of the average man become more attractive.

"That girl looks pretty hot, don't yout think?"
"Man, you just have your Greeley Goggles on."

by [][][] [][] [] August 6, 2006

Goggle Box

This is someone who is pretty much a geek and wears glasses.

Gretna:'Who the fuck is that guy?'

Millsy:'I've no idea but he looks a right fuckin goggle box!! 'Ahhahahah'

by Funni!! January 19, 2009

slut goggles

These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.

Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?

by FASH1976 September 8, 2009

floppy goggles

Placing ones testicles over anothers eyes wether it by voluntary or when they are sleeping

Anna's floppy goggles were flesh colored

by Project Green Leaf May 30, 2006

Douche Goggles

Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).

Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.

See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck

That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.

His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.

by Chutzler May 22, 2009

rit goggles

The condition induced by the lack of available females at RIT. This is similar to beer goggles in that it will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.

Im pretty sure i wouldnt have hooked up that fat chick if it werent for these RIT goggles.

by koolaidman3 October 5, 2009