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Greeley Goggles

A metaphorical term that symbolizes the change of opinion of the looks of females at Lake Greeley Camp. Because barely any attractive girls go to Lake Greeley Camp, girls that normally would not appeal to the eye of the average man become more attractive.
"That girl looks pretty hot, don't yout think?"
"Man, you just have your Greeley Goggles on."
by [][][] [][] [] August 6, 2006
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penis goggles syndrome

A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.
Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck
by niggman star33 August 13, 2011
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floppy goggles

Placing ones testicles over anothers eyes wether it by voluntary or when they are sleeping
Anna's floppy goggles were flesh colored
by Project Green Leaf May 30, 2006
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slut goggles

These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.
Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?
by FASH1976 September 8, 2009
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Douche Goggles

Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).

Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.

See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck
That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.

His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.
by Chutzler May 22, 2009
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rit goggles

The condition induced by the lack of available females at RIT. This is similar to beer goggles in that it will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.
Im pretty sure i wouldnt have hooked up that fat chick if it werent for these RIT goggles.
by koolaidman3 October 5, 2009
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Stanford goggles

The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!
That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!
by Nick D February 7, 2003
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