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Glayer

A player is a gay player. Includes all lgbt+ people.
Dude is such a glayer; he stole my boyfriend last week and now he's with another guy!
by Bitchassbi May 10, 2019
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Glade Spray

The thing that you use to kill a cockroach with when the bug swatter is too far away.

or

The thing that you use when you took a big shit.
Me: FUCKING GET THE FLY SWATTER!
Sister: IT'S TOO FAR!
Me: PASS ME THE GLADE SPRAY!
Sister: *passes holy savior*
Me: FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
Cockroach: *Crawls under the couch*
Me: FUCKING HELL!
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Gladragged

Verb: To have rough, rapid penetrative sex with an old-aged Pensioner.

Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over 40, preferably over 50.)

The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (Future tense).
Homie 1: (at the end of a long-winded, emotional speech, having sensed a secret being held back) "...no secrets between us!! Just tell me!"

Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"

Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"

Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next morning, for a little R&R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)

Homie 1: "..."

Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)

Homie 1: "...A'ight."
by CBurbanI.Q. September 4, 2020
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Glider

A mechanical League of Legends ADC prodigy on the EUW server.
When an insane play is made it is usually referred to as a "Glider".
Guy1: Bro no way you just won that teamfight 1v5.
Guy2: Yeah I just pulled a Glider.
by doinb 400cs 22min? October 7, 2020
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Glade

it's some spray that makes shit smell GOOD. but it gives me rashes. please accept this.
friend: hey im gonna spray glade in ur room
me: no dont that stuff gives me rashes
friend: *tank*
by UrbanTayctionary July 15, 2021
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gladfrighten

To be extremely excited or over excited about something.
"Young Tommy heard that we're going to the amusement park and now he gettin on gladfrighten."
by The Last Saltgrain November 1, 2021
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gladarax

gladarax is a very big youtuber we dont know his real name but
wow! gladarax makes nice youtube videos!!! i love his videos
by alpahphantom November 23, 2021
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