1 definition by i'm-bored.-don't-judge-me
The thing that you use to kill a cockroach with when the bug swatter is too far away.
or
The thing that you use when you took a big shit.
or
The thing that you use when you took a big shit.
Me: FUCKING GET THE FLY SWATTER!
Sister: IT'S TOO FAR!
Me: PASS ME THE GLADE SPRAY!
Sister: *passes holy savior*
Me: FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
Cockroach: *Crawls under the couch*
Me: FUCKING HELL!
Sister: IT'S TOO FAR!
Me: PASS ME THE GLADE SPRAY!
Sister: *passes holy savior*
Me: FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
Cockroach: *Crawls under the couch*
Me: FUCKING HELL!
by i'm-bored.-don't-judge-me June 7, 2019