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getting catherined

To run over a bicyclist and immediately leave the scene of the accident.
Dude: I saw this dude getting catherined on his way to work yesterday.

Maaannnn: That bitch must have been late to work at Taco Bell if she left him twitchin!
by Teacherspet1221 February 1, 2015
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Getting Kanye'd

When someone interrupts something you are saying, with somthing completely pointless that takes the attention off of you and puts it on them.
Have you noticed how Brenda will always talk about her new job, I had to stop hanging with her because I got tired of Getting Kanye'd everytime I opened my mouth.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2015
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Getting busy with mr jizzy

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016
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getting punishment

When you don't listen to your daddy and he doesn't appreciate it so he need to prov hes the man of the relationship so he punishes you.
Him; daddy i need a good "getting punishment"
her: okay, who's your daddy

*spank
Him: *grown YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
by daddybeater65 October 20, 2017
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Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.
by #getrekted November 2, 2017
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Getting Brocked

Throwing a football out of the playing field to avoid being sacked, only to hit an unsuspecting person on the sideline and knock their hat off.
On 11/12/2017, the man on the sideline of the Patriots-Broncos game created the definition of Getting Brocked
by ymom November 12, 2017
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getting aids

when you moon creator blast off My wife 's mouth and then you wait...

for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end
James: hey tom, have you ever tried getting aids before?
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)
by FlameSage09 February 1, 2019
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