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your so Fonchy today
by Mr Almost Beast June 19, 2022
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Finched

A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal
I put in all this extra work and they gave the position to someone else! I've been finched
by TheTipOfTheDagger July 20, 2022
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Fench

The anal version of a queef. (A queef being a mid- or post-coitus passing of wind from the vagina, but which is scientifically and more affectionately known as a 'pussy fart').

A fench typically takes shape as the release of air after an ass-fucking, either immediately as the anus first 'exhales' after pulling out, leading to seepage or leakage running out, or later afterwards, as a wet stamp on one's undergarments. A fench can include fecal matter, semen, and a smattering of lube.

A true fench will always contain material.
"Does the burger comes with fench fries? --Sorry, french fries?"

"He fenched his way across the room ."

"My underwear were fenchy, so I put them in a ziplock bag and threw them away."
by On the fench October 24, 2022
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Finchem

A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
by anonymous November 14, 2022
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Finchem

A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
by anonymous November 14, 2022
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Finchem

The art of stealing shit from another man’s ass while he’s actually defecating and before it hits the toilet, as a means of payback.
Mark wanted to own the libs so bad that he devised a plan to give 4 finchems per day to pay them back for stealing the election.
by anonymous November 14, 2022
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