Stink Fucked

When on public transportation, a fellow passenger with rank body odor not only possesses such odor, but chooses to fan it around. That person is guilty of stink-fucking those around them.

A very large, very smelly young woman was on the Blue Line, telling her friend, "I can't believe how hot it is," while fanning herself with a manila envelope.
Cory: "She's just spreading her smell around."
Mary: "Yeah, we were innocent bystanders who got stink fucked."

by mhigbe April 20, 2009

Table Fucked

At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".

"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"

Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"

by Demolix October 31, 2011

smug fucker

the all knowing - or seemingly all knowing - creep in the crowd who feels the need to promote themselves solely on the basis of of their little bit of focused knowledge.

"Because of my deep knowledge and experience, I will enlighten you on the correct way to view this perspective."

(thought bubble of everyone else in the room) "blow it out your ass, smug fucker"

by groundedsteve December 28, 2011

Friend Fucked

Definition:
Similar to being Friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. I.E. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin

Example:
Guy 1: Hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
Guy 2: Oh, I was Friend Fucked be her.
Guy 1: Friend Fucked?
Guy 2: She Friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
Guy 1: Man, fuck that bitch, I'll get you a girl that will stay with you.
Guy 2: Thanks, man.

by FISTFULofCAKES July 5, 2012

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.

The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012

shut your fucking face uncle fucker

A song from the south park movie.Sung by two Canadian actors.

The song shut your fucking face uncle fucker is my favorite one from south park.

by GEPH April 29, 2016

Jody-Fucked

From the military, specifically from a military marching song -- the songs marching troops would sing as they march to help stay in cadence. The specific lines from the song go something like this:

Don't worry 'bout your girl at home,
Jody's got your girl, she's gone.

Jody was the universal name for the vile, backstabbing guy back home who steals your girl away while you're off fighting the war. Therefore, to be Jody-fucked is to have someone steal your girl away while you're gone to war.

I was jody-fucked while in Iraq!

by BoxMonkey January 8, 2009