Friendly Maggot

When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.

In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"

Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)

by YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodCynic October 28, 2012

Friendly Jellyfish

The act of one male tickling another male's scrotum

Thomas swam under the water to surprise Kit and he sneakily gave him a friendly jellyfish. This left Kit feeling vulnerable and shocked by the friendly jellyfish

by Loose Goose For King December 13, 2012

friendly tsunami

when the quaking of your foundations sends much more than a ripple into your environment

My outlook shift has created a friendly tsunami of change in my life...

by T-Nugget September 10, 2011

friendly gesture

Double hand and arm movement simulating male masturbation. The gesture is given from a standing position with the hand and arm movement extremely exagerating the size of the male erect penis.

I got pissed off at this lady so I gave her the friendly gesture

by John King June 11, 2006

Friendly Gathering

A gathering requiring at least four people in a room, where two of the people must be holding a friendly conversation while one masturbates and the last person sits in a corner and watches. It must go on for at least 17 and a half minutes.

Friendly Gathering
Person 1: Hi, how are you?
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: I'm fine, you?
Fap fap fap fap fap
Person 3:
Fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: Good.
Fap

by BlargaHonk April 28, 2013

Catch a friendly

To catch a friendly is to engage in a friendly physical dispute with someone. You might want to blow off some steam or expend some pent up frustration with a friend who has been bothering you, so you catch a friendly.

dude 1: "Bro you've been acting like a lil' punk lately. Somebody needs to put you in your place."

dude 2: "What, son?! You trnna' catch a friendly?!"

dude 1: "Damn right son, prepare yourself!"

by KavinKuz September 23, 2018

friendly money

Money a friend gives you that you don't have to pay back.

Hey man, lemme get some friendly money.

You gonna pay me back?
"FRIENDLY MONEY"

by Leprechaun founder August 3, 2016