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Friendzone

When a girl (or boy) says y’all are too good of friends to date.
Did y’all hear how many times Lott has been friendzoned??? I’ve heard by 6 different girls!
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friendzoned

a common place for 16 y.o virgins whom got rejected by his/her crush, here people either progress through the levels of the friend zone (0-100) 100 being the boyfriend /girlfriend or finish high school while still a virgin,then he/she loses it at a marshmello concert.
boy/girl:"hey listen i really like you, i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me."

crush(girl):" i like you too as a brother"
crush (boy):"maybe later? "

friend:"damn bro you got friendzoned"
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FriendZone

That awkward moment when your top gal tells you that "you're a great guy", and you just know it's the end of the world. She might as well cut your dick off and frog-march you to the nearest monastery because you've just been banished to the 'Zone, and you ain't never graduating out of that place.
Me: I cannot sleep because I am thinking about you. I am ALWAYS thinking about you, since you first wrote to me. I can't explain or control my feelings. I just like you. That's it. I miss you so much. I don't know why. I am not in control of my emotions. All I know is that I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I LIKE YOU!!!! Before I knew you I was happy-single, but now I am sad. Every day we don't talk is horrible for me. Did you meet somebody else, or did I do or say something wrong? Did you just want to be friends, and did you not like it when I started to be obvious that I don't just want to be friends?

My top gal: I saw what happened with your feelings and I can't let it be, because I'm not single. I really like you as a person. You are good man.

Me (to my homies): Oh man, she put me in her FriendZone.

One of my homies: At least the FriendZone is better than the EnemyZone. EnemyZone SUCKS!!!
by Mayor of the 'Zone April 19, 2013
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Friendzone

"Omg you are brother to me!" or " You're my BFF" or the worst of all, "Hay my friend is your type you should date her." Those are how you know you have been rejected or Friendzoned.
Here are a few ways to get out
1. Stay distant but help her when she needs you---- WHENEVER she needs YOU
2. If number 1 does not work then show interest in another girl you don't like who you know is prettier than her, she'll be all over you probably ask for Netflix and Chill
3. If all else fails then move on because that slut don't deserve you
other friendzone words like bro, dude, and amigo are words too.
or if she knows how you feel and starts talking about her crush or high school sweetheart

and if she keeps talking about you hanging with her friends

YOU HAVE BEEN FRIENDZONED DARLING
by SUP IM A GIRL March 9, 2017
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Friendzone Herpes

When A guy/girl That will not leave you alone is causing the root of all your problems.
"He wont leave me alone! And my mother thinks were dating now. My friends are leaving me , and so did my significant other." " Sounds like you've got Friendzone Herpes."
by CannibalismIsMySpecialty February 28, 2016
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Friendzoned

Verb
Definition of Friendzoned:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.

Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This "virtual castration," as it is often referred to by scientists, only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.

However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.

Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.

Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
by Coug737 October 1, 2018
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perpetual friendzone

When 2 people both like each other, but are too awkward to ask each other out.
They were both too cripplingly shy to ask each other out, but still had feelings for each other, and therefore were stuck in perpetual friendzone
by Eternal Lonliness June 23, 2017
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