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Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.
Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022
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Freedom Tickling

Politically sensitive term to reference the actions of US and coalition troops at Abu Ghraib prison.
"Our troops did not torture those prisoners. The simply engaged them in a game of freedom tickling." - Donald Rumsfeld
by Jake July 2, 2004
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freedom bite

A "patriotic" American term for an amuse-bouche, meant to show disdain for France.
Waiter: "Now for our appetizer special, we've got escargot and haricots verts. For our dinner special, we've got coq au vin and filet mignon. Finally, for our dessert special, we've got creme brulee. First, here's an amuse-bouche from our chef."
Joe: "Sounds great. We'll have all the specials. For our appetizers, we'll get the freedom snails and the freedom beans. For our main courses, we'll get the freedom steak and the freedom...um...cock. And for our dessert, we'll split a bowl of the freedom cream. That freedom bite sure looks delicious!"
by Nicholas D December 29, 2009
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freedom units

The measurement that stupid Americans use instead of using the way superior metric/celsius systems
Fuck the freedom units and all people that think its better than NORMAL FUCKING SYSTEMS
by ChangHongChing2002 September 2, 2018
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freedom fries

oh, politics dont even enter into it. this is the most ridiculous and weak political maneuver ever.
A half-hearted attempt for politicians to show "patriotism" without actually taking any position or action.
And french fries were named after a Mr. French, who invented them. ..or maybe that's french toast. whatever.
Next time I go to a restaurant, i'm gonna order some french fries, french toast, a salad with french dressing, and a croissant.
by Bob Smithly April 19, 2003
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Freeboobing

The act of not wearing a bra under a shirt. Analogous to freeballing, which is not wearing underwear for men.
Roxanne is not wearing a bra under her shirt, therefore, she is freeboobing.

Roxanne was freeboobing and her shirted tit almost poked out my eye.
by Icky Thump July 20, 2008
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freebord

A Board that rides just like a snowboard, but on the street.

It has 2 center castor wheels that spin allowing the board to also slide horizontally, and spin just like a snowboard.

Kickass Sport
Dude! that rides just like a snowboard! I know man, its called a freebord!

Hell yes! My freebord shipped today! Im ready to hit up some cheddah!
by Skiboarder213 September 9, 2006
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