black forest cake

The black Forest cake is a stool coated with residual menstrual fluid and cumm. Created by the act of having raw intercourse with a women while she is on her monthly cycle then finishing anally.

Dude I fucked my wife while she was juice'n then I blew my load in her ass, she dropped a black forest cake on the bed.

by Hot Karl 88 September 29, 2009

forbidden forest

the pubic hair region of peter doherty's p33n.

"OMG, there are crabs in the FORBIDDEN FOREST!"

by linds March 26, 2005

Forest Gumpkin

Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.

Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.

by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011

Forest city , NC

A place where there are so many whores that instead of coming out at night they walk around in day light thinking they are attractive but instead their asses stink and their faces look like ugly deformed men .

forest city , NC is a lonely town full of ugly whores

by dickslapper29 July 2, 2018

facebook forensics

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.

Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?

by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010

old growth forest

1. pubic hair that has not been trimmed or maintained.
2. Scary part of the woods in fairy tales.

I went down on this girl and I ran into the old growth forest. That shit needs to be fixed.

I wonder if she's sporting a landing strip, bald eagle, or old growth forest?

by HUTCH January 12, 2004

forest of dean

A slang term for females vagina and/or pubic hair

I met him round the back of the chemistry lab so he could tocuh my forest of dean

by Kel B July 27, 2006