futterman

a person with an extremely small penis. often has to use a magnifying glass to urinate.

Oh God i think he is a futterman!

by DJ Dougy K. July 29, 2008

cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010

futter

Faux-Butter; margarine

Spreading futter on freshly toasted bread is yummy.

by snafu December 22, 2004

Beyond the flattering smile.

a phrase meaning that when a Korean woman flatters you by smiling at you in order to escape from imminent personal danger you should know she will betray you without hesitation

I won’t fall for her honeyed words, beyond the flattering smile. I’m gonna repatriate the hooker to back the Korean Peninsula.

by Amamo-chan January 29, 2006

flatterization

the act of flattery.

"dont flatter yourself."
"youre taking away from my flatterization."

by kate freeman May 12, 2008

Flitter

When a female farts and the gas expels up her vagina, causing a flutter or clapping sound from her vulvar lips.

"Did you hear her flitter?"

"Yeah, it sounds like a baby clapping."
"That was definitely not silent, but it was deadly."

by kcMasterpiece June 2, 2013

flusterblustery

adj. (fluh-ster-bluh-ster-ee): when something gets someone all in a tizzy and heated up over some stupid trivial nonsense and they won't stop spazzing/talking

Listen, you need to stop tweaking so hard...you're getting all flusterblustery over not getting an extra barbeque sauce when you've already got 5...who gives a fuck?

by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007