I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.

The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

by Sakura_Omega April 20, 2006

shit is fucked

Completely and totally screwed, fucked up, wack or absurd.

"You see that sweet mami, dawg?"
"Dat mami's a dude, dude!"
"Dat shit is fucked B!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

fucked

1: Past tense conjugation of "To fuck"
2: Past participile of "To fuck"
3: Destroyed, messed up, fucked up, fubar.
4: In Extreme danger
5: High on any drug

1: John fucked Shirly
2: That whore has been fucked by 400 men.
3: The TV was fucked; it wouldn't turn on at all.
4: I'm really fucked now becuase I forgot to turn off the stove, causing a fire which destroyed my house.
5: He's so fucked with booze he thinks that sumo wrestler is a hot chick.

by Dab Brill July 20, 2008

quantum-fucked

Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displace a single electron one nanometer, sex would've occurred.

Guy1: She was totally into it, but wanted to wait until the next day to do it for the first time. Then she got back together with her boyfriend the next morning.

Guy2: Shoulda sealed the deal that night.

Guy1: Yeah, I got quantum-fucked.

by PositiveZero January 13, 2009

Buck Fucked

The act of wasting money on something thought to be a good deal simply because it only cost a dollar.

Guy 1: "Dude this sandwich sucks!"
Guy 2: "Why did you buy it?"
Guy 1: "It was on the dollar menu."
Guy 2: "Dude, you just got Buck Fucked!"

by WorldDominator55 May 10, 2010

fuckedaphobia

Being scared of getting into a situation that seems to have no way out.

" I recently developed fuckedaphobia when i found out they were firing people at my job."

by The Shmexy Cookie Monster March 11, 2006

Food Fucked

When you go to places that usually serve good food and you get served crappy food with crappy service. Then you decide to go to krispy kreme and it turns out they dont have original glazzed.

Danny: Dude those burgers sucked and the fries were hard as fk.
NIck: Yeah dude..... lets go to krispy kreme.
20 min of driving later at krispy kreme
Danny: Dudue they Dont Have ORIGINAL GLAZZED WTF!!!!!
NIck: Dude WE GOT FOOD FUCKED TONIGHT.

by nick and djr November 14, 2011