harlequin fetus

1 of the 3 notorious pictures in the LUE Trinity. The exact definition can be found on several reputable medical websites. The LUE Trinity is goatse, tub girl, and this, the harlequin fetus.

The Trinity; that is, goatse, tub girl, and the harlequin fetus, burned my eyes and made me bleach my retinas.

by Fiver June 7, 2004

give the fetus a black eye

this term is used to describe a man with a big cock who unceremoniously fucks a pregnant women as hard as he possibly can with no regard for the unborn fetus which is why he is said to give the fetus a black eye.

"so johnathan you actually fucked that skanky pregnant chick rachel? your fucking sick. did you give the fetus a black eye?"

by AgentWar May 15, 2006

Fetus Slam

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard that the head of your cock slams into the head of the fetus.

Hey, did you hear? Last night I got Emily so fucking drunk that I gave her the old fetus slam!

by Preggofuck April 16, 2010

fetus grinder

a butcher that has developed a taste for fetus meat because of goverment experementations. it usually sells for 40$ a pound because it's so hard to get and it's so tender.

where do you think your baby brother went?.....in the fetus grinder of course!!!

by marluxia919 December 14, 2010

Fetus Fly Trap

A woman who enjoys the act of taking the virginities of younger men.

You're a bunch of fetus fly traps and whores!

by Aristotle and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011

feetisher

foot fetish people

Feetishers are weird.

by drodhertzer June 21, 2013

Fetus Lock

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your parter from reaching your genitals.

"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "

by BellBoy August 20, 2014