funtastic

A sarcastic way of saying something was fun (or not fun).

Well that was a fucking funtastic day wasnt it bob.

by Lost_ickle_hippy October 17, 2003

Magic Fountain Ride

When a male ejaculates in another's (male or female) butthole. Then the recipent of the ejaculate will shake the sperm in his/her butthole for exactly 39 seconds. The recipent will then shoot out the sperm onto the toe of a baby. It is best when the baby is under 6 months.

Optional: You may then cook the baby.

Hey dude! I just got the best Magic Fountain Ride from Nick the other night! O and that baby was delicous.

by Matt Harry March 30, 2008

Fountain Dismantler

The worst insult in the universe. A person who is called this is the lowest of loser whores now and in any point in time.

Kenny is a fountain dismantler.

by Not Robotic Silence September 26, 2003

Funtimer

A person who is always up for partying and getting crunk.

It's on Friday night, we got a lot of funtimers coming.

by itsmine April 25, 2011

Faped a Fountain

When you have not faped for a long period of time, and when you finally do it, you blow a huge load.

"I totally faped a fountain when I came back from summer cam"

by Screechingmu October 15, 2008

funtion

Misnomer of fun, a sense of joy, and function, a programming keyword.

Small and medium sized enterprises adopt this practice in their software documentation to make mundane coding jobs seem more tolerable.

In this funtion, we will take in two variables, args and kwargs, and return another funtion that can be called to produce the user array.

by hoz0r February 14, 2012

funtclap

Funtclap:adj

To do a funtclap:

When one crosses ones arms over each other, and claps with the back of the hands

Sam and Adam funtclap all the time

by Sam91 July 20, 2005