faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

fagigger

the f word and the n word mixed into a beautiful symphony of a slur

Sean is a fagigger, I'm being a fagigger, Stop being such a fagiggeer

by sean cabrera sihm August 18, 2024

Fating

When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.

Amelia and I are fating because that's how bad it got but, you know, I love spending time with her.

by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024

fagging around

having gay sex

quit fagging around

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 4, 2024

fagnigtard

The word that's the pinacle of hatred. Three slurs, one word. Something, people say when they're being racist, homophobic and ableist all at the same time!
(these three slurs being faggot, nigger and retard)

If you ever find yourself saying this mutant abomination-combination of language and profanity. It's time to think how did you get this far down the rabbit hole?

WHY YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CAR! ASSAULTED MY WIFE AND BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE! FAGNIGTARD! IT'S ALWAYS THEM FAGNIGTARDS!

by This-user-likes-pvz May 9, 2024

Fagling

A term to describe a person of the LGBTQ+ community that is adoptable, features of faglings include: Funny and child-like behavior, innocence, stupidity, and harmlessness.

"Benny is such a fagling, he's so stupid and gay."
"Ill adopt him as my fagling son."

by JazzyMothCryptid February 15, 2025

Faxing

Faxing is when you jerk your cock and make a dirty fucking bust/cum shot and you do it so much that you make a cum cocoon

Bro today I’m going to be faxing in my house and make a dirt bust

by 4KT38 March 7, 2025